Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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