he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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