Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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