so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
