She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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