Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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