No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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