im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
COCAINE IS GR8
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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