Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
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