AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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