i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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