What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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