I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I want to make a zoo with you.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
