I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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