And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I think people are normalizing furries
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Randomize
