Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Randomize
