I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Randomize
