Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
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