Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Walk of Shame today included voting.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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