Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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