his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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