i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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