I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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