I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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