Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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