what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
