So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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