Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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