I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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