I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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