True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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