You really coming over, don't trick.
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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