i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
