I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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