We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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