He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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