just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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