id be glad to
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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