She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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