I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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