Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
