haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
the day after is always just damage control
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Randomize
