my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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