next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Randomize
