like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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