just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Randomize
