All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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