I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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