I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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