So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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